
Secondly, for MSTF 6 in 2003, we spoofed "Cosmic Rust" and wrote a joke that T-1 was just making things up.] TELETRAAN-1: At the dawn of time, there was a thriving Autobot civilization. This line is similar to a line from the G1 episode "Cosmic Rust": SIPHER: Teletraan's making crap up again, great. It's kind of hard to replicate the bumpers in pure text, though.]ĮPISODE ONE : GO-BOTS - TYPHOON TWISTER / ARCTIC OIL SPILL ("GO-BOTS" logo appears)ĪNNOUNCER: Since the dawn of time, the city of Botropolis. Phil was able to get the font that is purportedly used by Cartoon Network, so it was almost like we were watching Adult Swim itself. We don't know how anyone could be confused In the interests of preventing confusion about the upcoming episode, we decided we should clarify the various uses of the term 'Go-Bots' over time.
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the Go-Bots video for your enjoyment.ĭOUG: Triple kipper on the skin back, mister spoonmonger my teeth make the voodoo WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! PHIL: (His expression and tone change to dour as he gets further into the line) Thankfully, someone HAS thought of the children, so with that we present.

And since it's vitally important to think about the children, for the future generation of Transformers fans, we present the Go-Bots video. After about thirty seconds, they all huddle up around a single copy.) (All three look at their scripts and start arguing about who sent who what version of the script, no I sent you THIS version, etc. (clearly annoyed at the script) the CHILDREN. PHIL: But Sipher, you're completely forgetting about. (Phil looks DIRECTLY at his script and reads aloud) SIPHER: And of course, there's always the question of kids. Sipher's next line is spoken much more deliberately, looking directly at Phil) PHIL: I realize china is the traditional gift for twenty years, but the toys are MADE in China, so that's no good.ĭOUG: Put that away, you don't know where it's been! SIPHER: (confused) You're right about that, Phil. PHIL: What do you GET a toyline for its 20th anniversary anyway? Shelving?ĭOUG: Still, that gold plastic was a bad idea in retrospect. It takes all my money, time and space, and I'm a total slave to it. SIPHER: (pauses in mild confusion but carries on) Because, really, collecting Transformers IS a lot like a marriage. it is rather like a marriage, so an anniversary IS appropriate. SIPHER: I guess calling it an anniversary IS appropriate, all things considered. PHIL: Who'd have thought we'd be having a twenty-year anniversary?ĭOUG: It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited! Screen text was taken directly from MSTF 6's disclaimer.] [This disclaimer was done in the style of Cartoon Network's snarky, sarcasticĪdult Swim bumpers - the white text on black backgrounds. Though to be honest, the opinions expressedĬouldn't you think of something original this year? or Hasbro Inc, who claim no responsibility for its content. The opinions expressed in this presentation are not necessarily those of 3H Productions, LLC. THINK TRANSFORMERS - 20TH ANNIVERSARY. 16 BUMPER EIGHT : TOP TEN WORST IDEAS IN TWENTY YEARS OF TRANSFORMERS - 5 - 1.15 EPISODE FOUR : MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE PART 3.

11 EPISODE THREE : MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE PART 2.10 BUMPER FIVE : RIGOROUS EVALUATION FOR QUALITY CONTROL.7 EPISODE TWO : MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE PART 1.4 BUMPER TWO : TOP TEN WORST IDEAS IN TWENTY YEARS OF TRANSFORMERS - 10 - 6.3 EPISODE ONE : GO-BOTS - TYPHOON TWISTER / ARCTIC OIL SPILL.
